Oh, okay.

So you want to make dinner when your boyfriend is over, but we all know good and well that if he wasn’t here we’d be eating leftovers. You want to have us all sit down & eat at the table when he’s here, but when he’s not, you could care less. When he’s over here, you want to say the blessing, go to church, and act holier than holy, but when he’s not here, you never act like that. Okay. I see how it is.

So you want to act all perfect and go the extra mile when he’s over here; do Drew and I, as your children, not deserve that treatment on a daily basis? I know you want to look like a good mom/potential wife, but damn. Is he really that much more important than us that you have to step it up like that for him? 

All I know is that when I’m a mother, I’m going to cook my kids dinner, eat with them, and pray with them regardless. I won’t need someone to impress to do all of that stuff.