January 2012
139 posts
How the heck is it that I understand freaking...
I am seriously so fucking stressed about this fucking SAT. I might as well just sign up for the one in March right now cause I feel like this one is going to go horribly.
Momma Drama
So, as I said earlier, my mom went to Vegas this past weekend with Dan.
She came back yesterday night, and it turns out that Dan was there primarily for a job interview. My grandma asked her if he’s going to take the job- he probably is; my grandma asked her if he’s going to move- he probably is. My mom got all choked up when she was answering these questions. Upon hearing this converstaion, all...
bewuga:
i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
I honestly don’t understand the point of me...
THE NOTEBOOK IS ON TV.
I shall commence preparing myself to cry.
Why can’t I just run away like Huck Finn?
Peace out, yall. I’m gonna go live in the wild so that I don’t have to deal with people anymore.
Just kidding, I’m not that much of a misanthrope..
English
Kevin: So are your legs & stuff still sore from the half marathon?
Me: Yeah, I think I did something to my foot.
Kevin: Ummm, duhh, you ran 13.1 miles on it!
Pre-cal
Me: *reading The Lovely Bones on my phone & an unknown number calls me*
*ignore*
*calls again*
*ignore*
*calls again*
....*ignore*
....*calls AGAIN*
*IGNORE*
Kevin: Umm, you know you’ve got someone calling you... *shows me his phone with my number in it from facebook*
Me: You’re a troll.
I hope you read this.
Though, you probably won’t.
I expected you to see some tattoos back in November around your birthday, haha. About time.
What’s throwing me off, though, is the faith part. Unless you’ve acquired a new sense of religion, I don’t get it. Faith in humanity? Faith in friends? Family? It’s kinda driving me nuts.
It’s none of my business anyway, though. I’m just puzzled.
My mom just came in and told me she’s going to...
Ten bucks says she comes back married.
Yall think I’m joking…
Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook →
meganamram:
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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A Bit Too Personal
So in english today we were given a prompt to write about; we have two days in class to write an essay about “a time physical appearance has affected you”. A more appropriate prompt would’ve been, “write about a time physical appearance hasn’t affected you”. The prompt just struck me as odd. Usually they ask you to write about baby stuff like when someone has helped you, or when you learned...
Watch
Dear physics,
burningups:
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Despite certain promises made to host Daniel Radcliffe, Saturday Night Live went ahead and aired a Harry Potter sketch anyway: A true-to-canon epilogue to the series that could have been penned by JK herself.
[snl.]
“But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on...”
– Isaiah 40:31
“My thoughts rotate on your eyes, like a blue Saturn that revolves around a sun. A shift of dreams brings me from the security of your presence to the dark pit of a lions din, it is only but hope that my flesh bring the fangs nutrition. A cold wind today resembles a world without your fire and passion. Oh how I wish as you were reading this you would crystalize and stay in a preserved time wrapped...
abwhoretion:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
